In , 11 Australian commandos , all white, disguised themselves as Malay fishermen by dyeing their skin brown and boarding a fishing boat. They sailed through 2, miles of Japanese-controlled ocean from Australia to Singapore. At one point they even traveled right alongside a Japanese warship without them noticing anything strange which was good, because none of the commandos could speak Malay. They then took canoes right into Singapore Harbor, where they blew up seven Japanese ships before escaping. So racism is OK as long as you have plenty of bombs and canoes. Somehow, this totally worked, and she snagged the plans to a fort and the identities of some Confederate spies before ” escaping ” back to Union lines. Yet neither of her identities were allowed to vote. He found it in two Iraqi troops who were holding up the offensive.

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It was the end of my junior year in college. I was 20 almost Anyhow I had been dating a girl the whole spring semester. She invited me to her home for Easter.

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July 14, The Baywatch star, who entered the American entertainment industry with the TV series Quantico, sparkled in her debut film and has already started work on her second venture. The Indian actress is starring opposite Pitch Perfect star Adam Devine in Isn’t It Romantic The filming has already begun and new pictures from the sets have surfaced online. A new video from the sets has also emerged, and it shows Priyanka facing an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction while she was shooting for a scene.

Priyanka Chopra’s first-look from A Kid Like Jake revealed and she looks stunning Wearing a stunning pink cold shoulder dress, the actress was seen filming a scene with Devine in Central Park, New York, when the incident took place. In the video, Devine is seen gripping Chopra from behind in what appears like Heimlich manoeuvre. After the manoeuvre is done, PC is seen furious as she turns to face Devine. It was when she turned that one side of her dress fell out of place, revealing more cleavage than intended.

The actress quickly repositioned the dress, but the embarrassing moment was caught on camera. The plot revolves around a woman, played by Wilson, who ends up diving into the world of a romantic comedy, according to Deadline. The film is set to be released over the Valentine’s Day weekend. After playing a negative role in Baywatch, Priyanka Chopra has turned towards the romantic genre.

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And, lucky for you, getting to know them requires dating. Thoughts begin to roll through your mind of an awkward date you went on when you were just a wee and unseasoned-in-the-ways-of-love undergrad. Mandy Hale of The Single Woman recaps her own tortured dating adventures in this entertaining post about her “Parade of Frogs” and how one particular toad tried to capture her heart by referring to his former girlfriend over dinner as a witch with a capital B.

Lamia offers a hopeful study that embarrassment can actually be a marker for attraction.

Sex is great, but truth be told, we all have our embarrassing stories in bed – those times you will never tell anybody about. Well, these guys at Whisper did make some embarrassing confessions.

See number four below. It was extremely awkward! The kiss that followed was extremely brief and awkward. If he only knew it was his preppier bestie I was after! Finally, a week out, he half-heartedly mentioned their plans and that we could join if we wanted. I figured I was guaranteed a kiss at midnight, right?

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Most embarrassing sex moments Hi, this is Petra. My most embarassing moment was when I was in high school. My sister, who is older than me, had a sexual appetite for both quantity and variety of sexual partners, while my parents were very religous and conservative.

A group of women have detailed the most embarrassing things to happen to them while being intimate during pregnancy, including losing control of bodily functions.

You could also combine both things, at which point the Zelda jingle would play. These items have revealed the terrifying tactics Blackbeard employed to combat his enemies The purpose of the syringe above was to treat syphilis by shooting mercury directly into the urethra. Mercury eased the symptoms, but you were just as likely to kill yourself turning your dick into a thermometer as you were to die of the actual disease. The urethral syringe was part of a store of medical instruments found in the ship, including other delightful items like a clyster pump used for absorbing fluids through the rectum.

Blackbeard clearly cared about the welfare of his crew, most of whom probably had STDs, because no one knows how to party like a gang of pirates. Or he just liked putting metal things into his orifices. We’ve seen more painful butt plugs, to be honest. Considering that we’re talking about the most famous pirate in the world, we’ll take those odds.

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Comment Email Copy Link Copied Embarrassment has to be one of the absolute worst feelings a human being can experience. Whether it happened recently or even as far back as kindergarten, our embarrassing moments can definitely haunt us forever. Most of us prefer the kind that we can find humorous much later on in life. It can lead to a myriad of emotions such as frustration, pain, disappointment, anger, or even confusion.

Probably the reasons why we try to avoid them as much as possible!

Mar 07,  · Dating Advice, men, women, embarrassment. It can be awkward being a man. We have these things that we think and feel.

Begin Slideshow This article was originally published on November 13, We long for the days of poring over the Traumarama section of Seventeen. Not only were these cringe-worthy tales of toilet paper on shoes and farting in front of boys hilarious, they also reminded us that just about everyone lands in awkward situations from time to time. Beyond that, everyone gets embarrassed and lives to talk about it. With this in mind, we figured it was high time to rekindle that embarrassment solidarity, particularly in the realm of periods.

It’s probably safe to say that a lot of you readers get them. You probably talk about them. And as much as you might fight it, every once in a while, your dear old menstrual cycle sabotages your life a little bit. This could manifest as a stain on your favorite pants, a ruined mattress, or a very uncomfortable conversation during homeroom. We asked 10 women to share their best whatever that may mean stories of period mortification with us, and they did not disappoint.

These tales are for anyone who has cursed her cycle and her parents and the very stars above.

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Email Copy Link Copied This might not be a surprise, but most professional athletes cheat on their wives. While it’s easy to buy into the fact that most of those athletes are terrible human beings who have no love for their spouse, the truth is marriage – and monogamy – is an antiquated notion that simply doesn’t work. As much as we as a human race have evolved and become civilized, at our core we’re still animals with blood-fueled desires.

That type of philosophical rhetoric is probably not what you were expecting to read when you clicked the link to take you here, but just put yourself in the shoes of these athletes. You might say you would never cheat on your wife, but if beautiful women began throwing themselves at you at every turn, you’re going to get tired of swatting them away.

Besides, life on the road can be tough.

17 Embarrassing In-Law Horror Stories That’ll Make You Cringe “My father-in-law discovered a large dildo in the toilet tank.”.

I was just coming out of a bad relationship, well as bad as break ups get for high schoolers. I took some time away from girls and was in school mostly being social a few hook ups. I finally found a girl who made me melt. We met through a club but weren’t local. So we met like 2 times in person but talked daily and AIM dating myself here we were falling as 19 year old do.

I told her I wasn’t trying to rush and really not ready for anything. She was coming over and this was the first time I’ve shared a bed in a while. It was going to be that, she said let’s not tempt our self and I threw out all my condoms just so we “had” to not do it.

Priyanka Chopra faces embarrassing wardrobe malfunction on Isn’t It Romantic sets [VIDEO]

Men have become artisans at making comedy out of bodily functions and flaccid beer bellies, but women rarely enjoy the same humor about their own bodies. It’s generally accepted that women are held to a higher standard in terms of how they look, how good they smell and how well they age. All of this may be the reason why about 40 percent of women are unhappy with their bodies [source: Another telling figure — some pun intended — is that around 91 percent of all cosmetic procedures are performed on women [source:

Relationship advice → Dating. What is your most embarrassing date story ever? ANSWER 0 golsen ANSWERS: 5. Kyra. I had a urinary track infection, but I didn’t want to cancel my date because I thought I could handle it. Basically, I had the constant sensation to urinate but couldn’t do anything about it. but i turned out to be.

Continue Reading Below Advertisement Jack Unterweger was born in Austria in and spent his youth in and out of jail for petty crimes. It wasn’t until that Jack finally discovered his true passion, which was strangling prostitutes to death with their own bras. Who among you hasn’t wanted to strangle a hooker while dressed as the Great Gatsby? Continue Reading Below Advertisement He was given a life sentence and imprisoned in Austria for what one would’ve assumed to be a lengthy stay, but while incarcerated he discovered a new talent that involved way less hooker death — Jack Unterweger began writing, and turned out to be surprisingly good at it.

His short stories, poems and plays got the attention of Austria’s intellectual elite, and his autobiography Fegefeuer – eine Reise ins Zuchthaus Purgatory — A Trip to Prison was actually made into a movie that was shown on Austrian national TV. Austrian intellectuals began a campaign to release Unterweger , believing that someone of his literary skill couldn’t possibly be capable of murdering anyone and insisting he must be cured of whatever mental defect he might have once had.

Continue Reading Below Advertisement The campaign was a success, and Unterweger was freed after serving only 15 years for violent, brutal murder.

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PinkyMouse I was 17 at the time. My best friend set me up to meet this guy at a house party thing and I agreed, cos if I didn’t she would just keep hounding me, so might as well get it over with. She still does now but I actually like the people now.

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Some readers may find the following post offensive in nature. Not quite an ejaculation story but close. This is an odd more than embarrassing story. It is embarrassing in the sense of knowing I actually did such a thing. I was given the job one day at work campground many years ago to haul a bunch of stuff to the dump in the back of the old pick-up.

I get to the dump and back in down where I was to unload and get out of the truck. I’m surveying the mountains of trash and notice that there is a man and a woman, those trash picker types scrounging about. I noticed their little truck parked around the bend of the pile when I drove in. Other than them nobody else was out there. I start into tossing the junk out of the back of the truck and the woman approaches and starts visiting with me, just chit chat stuff about the dump and then wanders on.

I kept on tossing out junk from the back of the truck and noticed her a few more times. She would look at me and smile which I thought was kinda odd because she was 40 years or more older than me. She had long hippy grey hair and was kinda average build and a big white smile.

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